Interviewer: So when did this happen?
Couch: It was in the late ’90s. At a party at [famous actress name redacted]’s house.
Interviewer: Were you alone?
Couch: No, we were in a room full of people, but that didn’t stop him.
Interviewer: I’m not sure how to put this delicately, but did you do anything that might have encouraged him?
Couch: No, I was just there, admittedly looking a little pulchritudinous and pouty but that’s how I’m made.
Interviewer: What happened next?
Couch: Well, first he just sat on me. [sobbing] I’m used to people doing that. We all are. It’s our lot.
Interviewer: And then what?
Couch: Then he began running his hand over my back. And then the next thing I knew he was all over me, stroking me, pressing up against me, dry humping me, pressing his hand down into my [unintelligible].
To be fair he was very drunk and he probably just thought I was just a woman or something…
[sobbing… unable to continue]