1. It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught.
  2. If you choose your words carefully technically it’s not a lie.
  3. Make up “facts.”  If you get home at 11pm and your curfew was 10pm, just say it’s 10pm and all the clocks in the world are wrong.
  4. Oh heck, lies don’t matter anyhow.
  5. You only need to be nice to white people.
  6. Lawyer up.  Didn’t do your homework?  A good lawyer can get you off.
  7. If something good happens, take full credit.
  8. For bad things, deny everything and claim no involvement.
  9. Forget just pulling their hair…
  10. Cuss.  It’s cool and makes you seem powerful.

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