“I don’t drink but Steve more than makes up for it,” said Donald confirming that Mr. Bannon will not remain on the security council due to his upcoming stint in rehab.  Mr. Bannon has had a lifelong struggle with alcohol and has finally come to face the fact that he would benefit from some time away from the “sauce.”  Are some of his, how you say, “unusual political views” due to alcohol-induced delirium?  One can only speculate.

Note: this might be made up, but it certainly could pass for fact.