Remember when the GOP made a big deal about being the “family values” party?  You might think they surrendered that title what with 45 and all.

But you’d be wrong.  They just changed the definition of “family values.”  Now “family values” means:

  1. gun toting
  2. lots of personal insults instead of rational debate
  3. non-PC (aka “rude”)
  4. foul mouthed
  5. cheating on spouse(s)
  6. having children in multiple marriages
  7. despising poor people
  8. immature
  9. petty
  10. self-centered

Yeah, all the old-fashioned stuff about being faithful and good-hearted, that’s for losers and sissies and wimps.