I have figured it out.  It’s too simple to believe actually, which is why it took me so long.

But here it is:  all the Democrats have to do is say they’re for the opposite of what they’re for and then all of a sudden the GOP will snap to.

For instance, take health care.  The idea started out at the Heritage Foundation, a deeply conservative “think tank” (whatever that means), then was made law under GOP governor Romney.

The Dems picked up the idea and immediately the GOP went from loving it, endorsing it, and passing it, to unrelenting hatred for it.

So all we need to do is announce that we’re now against a woman’s right to choose, that we’re subtly against all minorities, and that we favor strange Christian interpretations of things, and bang, the GOP will run the other way.