Trump could say “I will shoot you dead with a gun” and the White House and Twitter would say, “what he’s referring to of course is a Nerf gun and by ‘dead’ he obviously means just a direct hit with a Nerf dart.”

Obvious, right?  No one says anything bad anymore.  It is simply not possible to make a threat using speech.  This is one of the great modern human advancements of this century.  I knew this regime would bring us something good!