Trump could say “I will shoot you dead with a gun” and the White House and Twitter would say, “what he’s referring to of course is a Nerf gun and by ‘dead’ he obviously means just a direct hit with a Nerf dart.”
Obvious, right? No one says anything bad anymore. It is simply not possible to make a threat using speech. This is one of the great modern human advancements of this century. I knew this regime would bring us something good!