Donald Trump was reportedly very happy to hear about the new book.  Trump only read the header of the email, “Fire and Fury: new book about you” and without reading the text of the email began crowing about the book being the best book ever and claiming to have written much of it himself. “What a great title, I’m telling you, best title ever.”

No one on his staff had the [round bodily objects] to tell him what the rest of the email said.