Why all the fuss over assault rifles?  The burning question is why can’t I own an RPG?  Over even a tank for that matter.

Actually I’d like to own a fighter jet or two. But then you get into the territory of probably only the super rich can afford to own fighter jets.  And that’s just not fair.

Ergo, I think the government should supply fighter jets to anyone that wants them.

You know, I think I actually might enjoy being a nuclear power too.  Again, assault rifles… meh.

 

But in all seriousness, why is an assault rifle necessary but we’re OK with those other things being illegal for a private citizen?  Why is the knob set exactly there?  Especially when “there” is causing so many needless deaths.  Let’s try a different knob setting.