Almost as soon as DeSantis said it, posts appeared showing Democrats saying “monkey around” which is, incidentally, a whole other thing.

To say that “monkey it up” (which I’ve never actually heard before) is like “monkey around” (a very common phrase) is kinda like this:

Good: you crack me up.

Bad: you smoke crack.

Both phrases have the word crack, sure, but they have completely differently meanings.

Well, everyone was writing about it so I figured I had to take a crack at it.