The Catholics grant sainthood for someone who can prove they were in two places at once.
At an event ahead of the 25th anniversary of 9/11, President Donald Trump told a story Tuesday in which he said two firefighters picked him up off the ground near the U.S. Steel Building close to ground zero “right after” the terrorist attacks and whisked him away because they thought the building was going to collapse on them.
“I’ll never forget two firemen, we thought it was coming down on top of us, and two firemen, big, strong guys. And I’m not the smallest guy in the world. They grabbed me under the arm, said, ‘Got to get out of here,’” Trump said
But then in 2015 he garnered a lot of notoriety for saying this about Muslims:
“I watched when the World Trade Center came tumbling down,” he said at a rally in Alabama. “And I watched in Jersey City, New Jersey, where thousands and thousands of people were cheering as that building was coming down.”
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34902748
So clearly he was at two places at once and I will henceforth refer to him as Saint Donald.