“A good guy with a gun is the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun,” as the saying goes.  Usually after a mass shooting (note I used the word “usually” implying this is something which happens with frequency and regularity), there is a call for more guns as being the answer.

Strangely lacking this time though is the strong call to arm the gays.  I’m not sure why.  I like the idea of a strapping gay dude with a bulge in his tight faded jeans where his “piece” is strapped and ready for service.  And him coyly lifting up his shirt to expose his six pack abs and the grip of his steel equalizer, prepped for some action, ready to plug somebody who’s bad.  Oh yeah, let’s get those gay guys to strap up.   Don’t worry, us straights don’t have anything to worry about because there’s no resentment from them over how they’ve been treated.

We just need to see some throbbing hard steel in their pants, loaded, cocked, and ready.  OK, I have to go do some more research on the internet now…